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- It is strange just how many files there are out there that try to
- document the art of stealing. After all, it IS an art. You have to
- be calm, smooth, persistant, patient. Stealing is not an overnight-
- planned operation. You should try to prepare for at least a week or
- more when planning to steal from a house, and even LONGER when from
- a business. Storytime, kiddies:
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- A long time ago, well, in the past year, my friends and I
- noticed that the building complex in our town was the perfect place
- to obtain unpaid-for items. We learned all we could about the
- complex, which was about 365,000 sqft, and each company consisted of
- an office (fully furnished with cool computer stuff), and a 10,000
- sqft (roughly) warehouse, all interconnected, and all one level.
- This information was obtained through several calls to the town
- committee (board of development, or some shit like that, the place
- that you call for building permits, and the like.), and we obtained
- the blueprints for the whole complex. We planned a route from the
- side entrance through the warehouse, and into the offices, where all
- the good stuff is usually loacated. Now that we had our route, all
- we needed was a plan to get inside. Since this was our first major
- job, we spent a few good weeks on preparation. During the snow
- weather, we worked w/ a company to shovel the sidewalks of the
- complex. One night, at about 11 pm, we stopped shoveling in front
- of our planned job site, Campbells Soup, Co. There was nobody there
- except the janitors that cleaned up the place (or so we thought). I
- asked the janitor if I could use the bathroom (I did have to go too)
- and he let me in. I must have surprised him when I knew exactally
- where the bathroom was! As I walked to it, I scanned for vid cams,
- infrared guns/recievers (little boxes at entrances with a black
- glass square about 1" sq. at about knee hight on each side).
- Nothing. The doors all had security magnetic detection at the tops,
- and also the windows. To think someone would break in through an
- obvious place like a large window, stupid. To my surprise, there
- were a few losers working late, and did'nt really care that I was
- there at all. Take another Viverin' guys, I wont be here long. The
- smell of black coffee was stifeling. The bathroom was located back
- by the office's entrance to the warehouse, and to my surprise, it
- was unlocked! The lights were on, and the place was totally empty,
- except for a few cardboard remains, and shelves, and that blessed
- side door. I walked over to the door to examine it. No security,
- no vid cams in the warehouse, no nothing. Odd, usually these
- warehouses were kept tight as a hookers pussy. But it looked like
- they were packing up to move somewhere. Boxes on the office desks,
- etc.. The door was locked with a key deadbolt (pain to pick) and a
- regular door-knob key lock. No problem. I needed to stop that
- deadbolt from being locked, so I looked around for something to
- use....aha! There was some strange material like alum. foil on the
- ground, pliable, yet of a black color. I took out a small allen key
- (a thief never goes ANYWHERE without a small lockpicking tool) and
- crammed enough of the stuff into the keyhole so that a key could not
- be inserted far enough to turn, and the stuff was inn to far to be
- pulled out. Viola! Back to the point of this story. When the time
- came to make our move, something strange happened. The place was
- abandoned for 3 days straight, most office equipment removed, and
- the front door left ajar, for all 3 days. We still decided to enter
- via our planned route. At 1:30am we went to the side door, and what
- a surprise, the deadbolt lock was open. Now to the knob lock. It
- was still locked, but not a problem. Knob locks usually look like
- this:
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- The top sliding piece is about 1/4" wide on popular locks, with the
- bar facing you, if the door swings outward. With the smallest
- allenkey you can get, stick it in and repeatively push and slide it
- back towards the knob, but don't let go, because it is spring loaded
- and will snap back into place again. Now for the larger bar. Take
- another key and wedge it into the slot where the bar enters the
- other wall (without the knob on it)! and do the same thing. This
- will be considerably harder to do than with the small tongue, but if
- you practiced like you should have, it will open with minimum effort.
- Now we were inside. We ran through the warehouse thruogh the
- warehouse/office door (these are rarely locked, but try to prepare
- for it ahead of time by "cramming the lock" like I did) and into the
- office. The place was empty, no shelves, just desks, chairs, and
- boxes. The boxes contained modems, motherboards, bus cards,
- printers, cables, fone cable, and one contained a Zenith laptop
- computer! No shit, this is a true story! We took everything we
- could carry (5 people). We took all the above mentioned, as well as
- printer toner, fones, fone jacks, documents, desk chairs, insulated
- boxes and bags (static-free kind), even the little shit things, like
- outlet plates, light bulbs, ANYTHING!!! We went really crazy, and
- were out in 2 min 30 sec.(always set a time limit)
- We wound up throwing half the shit away, but it felt great just
- to take anything that was not ours!! I have since then done other
- "jobs" with much more precision, and effort, as well as better
- rewards. Here are some tips that should be followed when attempting
- to steal::
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- -WEAR GLOVES!!!!!!!!!!
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- -backpacks for everyone to put the loot in
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- -always case the joint for at least a week and keep documented
- records of who leaves when, what time it closes, timed lights, etc...
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- -have at least 4 phriends with you, and ,please, make sure they know
- what they are doing, no idiots allowed!
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- -bring tools :small allen keys, both types of screwdrivers, standard
- size, and tiny, hacksaw blade, wire cutters and strippers,
- spraypaint-to leave your handle on the wall, hammer, mace, gun-if
- available, flashlights (duh), wire-good for re-routing door
- security, and bolt cutters.
-
- -designate a person to carry all the tools ONLY-don't have him
- pickup stuff and mix it with the tools, this will only slow you down
- later iff you need to look fir a tool quickly.
-
- -designate a person to STAY PUT by the door and keep watch.
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- -designate a timer, one who has a lighted stopwatch.
-
- -make runs NO LONGER THAT 3 MIN. ENEN THIS TIME IS EXTREEMELY
- HIGH-TRY TO KEEP AS LOW AS POSSIBLE.
-
- -getaway vehicle (preferably NOT a van or pickup truck, these will
- be vers suspicious to the pigs..er.I mean cops. And don't speed, or
- anything, this just attracts attention. Cover liscence plates till
- just before you get your asses going, so no one can report the
- plates to the pigs..oops!, damn, did it again, cops. Make sure you
- remove covering before leaving.
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- -Always keep flashlights pointed DOWN unless necessary, crawl under
- windows, no shouting, even if you find some phucking cool shit, on
- second thought, maybe painting your handle is a little stupid, so
- forget that, wear dark clothes OVER regular, non-suspicious clothes
- (get changed first thing in the car)
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- -Never brag about your findings in public, only on modem, or on BBS,
- and never give names of places, phriends, and exact names of things
- taken, (just say you 'borrowed' a 486DX 33 motherboard, don't say is
- a Intel 486DX 33 mhz for an IBM PS/1 model 50, serial
- #XXXXXXXXXXXX. that is just plain dumb)
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- -Have phunn!! and never steal from your neighborhood.
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- -If you break into houses, never move stuff around; the longer it
- takes the yuppie family to realize that you were there, the better.
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- -WEAR GLOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
- -to get in windows: shoot window with BB gun, and place clear,
- stickey hard-cover book covering on the window over the hole,
- hopefully the inpact of the shot was enough to crack the glass, and
- LEAN OR PUSH on the covered glass, do not hit or kick, and you will
- see that the majority of the glass will stick to the covering, and
- will make considerably less noise.
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- -enter through basement windows preferably under a deck or steps.
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- -MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE WILL BE GONE FOR THE NIGHT AND THE NEIGHBORS
- ARE ASLEEP (GO FOR AROUND 2:30 AM)
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- -take stuff that will sell easily to friends, and don't waste time
- taking things that look neat, just take the basics: electronic,
- computer, TV, VCR, some jewelry-things you could easily hock,
- preferably without inscriptions, raid the fridge, take good quality
- fones, stereo equip., speakers, etc..
-
- -always case the outside of the house looking for security stickers
- that yuppie families like to place in full view.
-
- -do mischievous shit like cut all fone lines in house, cut up couch
- cushions, and flip them over so they look perfectly normal!; shoot a
- hole in their fish tank, (all yuppies own fish); slash clothes, then
- put them back into the drawer; unplug fridge; set thermostat way up
- to 99.9 degrees; leave drain plugged and let the faucet run just a
- little, (for 6 hours!!); whatever you can't take or carry out,
- destroy in a subtle way, -if you can't carry out those 130 lb wood
- case stereo speakers, slash the cones; break ballpoint pens open and
- rub them into the carpet with their shoes; run a magnet over audio
- and VCR cassettes and floppies, and anything else subtle that would
- brighten their day.
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